από Μαυρο Χιονι » Σάβ 09 Δεκ 2017, 01:00
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Hallo everybody i know you snob people who cant speak french but i cant speak french so snob me or not i ll say my stuff
I came here to ask you a few things about pedro henrique beep beep roadrunner player
We at PAOK have a russian/ pontos president with a lot of money and hooked nose but we usually dont see it in the transfer period. we see only the nose of course.
He have sell before some days garry rodriguez (our previous no brain beep beep winger), he have taken 3.5 milion for a player, but he will give that money for 3 players cause he is the caucasian skroutz mac duck.
Here in greece PAOK have a lot of fans, but our stadium(toymba, the ex living volcano) is empty right now, people came to stadium usually when a person/footballer smack an olympiakos player in the face, cause we have rivalry, pablo garcia(price and honor) did that an we make him a god, and alot of people go to the Toympa stadium to see Che guevara Garcia, those fans we call them "Panigyrtzides" mean they are go to the matches because of the trend, not because of their loyality.
This year we have 5000 people in the stadium cause we have crisis and people prefer the chicks, betting and go for frappe, or buy clothes to go for drink or frappe to find the chicks. But we all still love PAOK from a safe distance. usually we search for streaming.
This years with Ivan Savvidis (Grand Commander of the Order of the Knights of the Holy Sepulchre, dont laugh this is true, they give him this honor for giving money in big church) our little father (pateroulis) help the team became more organize.
Close all the cantine outside stadium, and now you cant eat vromiko sandwich, but you can buy official PAOK PICKLE SALAD (TOURSI) and pastourma cakes.
He pay all the debt, with the help of alexis comrade Tsipras.
He put a russian fat woman to be our financial director, Gordjilova, and we cant buy players even if we have the money because the structure of the club. let me explain to you.
our scouters, lets say one specific, pantelos go to african youth cup and didnt find anything good, i know it sound strange but, he is short he may cannot see far, you must put him in a stool.
ok lets say pantelos sees a player, he show him to lubos"a dead man already" michel(sporting director), lubos show him to our manager(ivic) our manager says ok i want him, after lubos will go to our captain Klaous "heavy drinker" Athanasiadis (who scores every thuesday only), after that athanasiadis will discuse the player with journalist Kolkas "the man with the oldam owl face", if kolkas like the player, he will make articles to convice the fans of PAOK that the player is the right one for PAOK, if he dont like him, he will make another article for PAOK organization, and will write that player is out of PAOK DNA (a recent scientific discovery).
Lets say kolkas like the player, now lubos michel will go the player for aprove in the above.
He will go to George "Mickey mouse" Savvidis, the son of our president.
George will check him in instragram, he will see if he is the right one to go for a drink with him, if he is the right one, he will say ok to lubos, the lubos will make an inquiry to see our president, our president will come from russia when he will have a business here, so lets say in 5 days, he will see lubos, and his players.
if the player is the right one (the criteria is to be bellow milion) he will gave the financial director Gordjilova the financial information, and then gordjilova following the same crearly football oriented criteria (bellow a milion) will give aproove or reject the player.
So from all this you understand that we scout pedro henrique from the day he was born to make an offer today.
We need 5 years with this procedure to sign a player.
But every time the journalist says it is football director fault who didn find a player quick
last year we had frank arnesen of chelsea for football director, he make good transfers, but the kick him out cause he had show to president and gordjilova players above a milion, so we nearly lost our president from heart attacks.
But the journalist said to the people that arnesen was a thief trying to steal PAOK and the hay eating fans of PAOK Believe him. and this year we didnt buy a cf, cause our cf klaous "heavy drinker" is a PAOK fan.
the results is tha we had 60 shoots to make a goal in two last games.
Last time we had a player from you was olivier sorlin, the tactical genious winger with the speed of a sumo wrestler
Those were the proud days that Zagorakis (remember euro 2004) "the trezegeut eraser" was our president, and fernando "eye ripper" Santos (portugal manager) was the coach
we needed a player who will provide cover for brazilian lino "bob marley of wingers" who played left back, so genious Santos decide to take a defensive to winger to help cover the brazilian left back, i know it sounds strange but this is Santos, the people of PAOK love Sorlin very quick, we call him a multitool, he did everything on the pitch, even mown the lawn after matches i quess, those were the days our stadium was full of people the reason because (logo epeidi) Zagorakis, the football that the team played was awfull. Our eyes was blooding.
From that time, we had a theory about going to see matches only because we loved the person who was president and not for the team.
So we call ourselves faceadmirers(prosopolatria), like we did with pablo garcia(price and honor).
But i will not tire you any more, please inform me about Pedro henrique, thank you